i'd say sometimes i amaze myself

but you all know that i often amaze myself. yes, i'm my biggest fan. still, the fact that i cut my own hair and consistently do a really good job on the back with no more than a hand mirror and a zen like feel does, indeed, amaze myself. sure, i've been cutting my hair since you were in short pants. i used to have an intricate system when i lived with my pop that included a folding mirrored closet door that allowed me to have both hands free and see my neck from multiple angles. maybe that helped with my "feel". who knows? what i do know is that my neck is clean and i'm ready to sweat freely.