i hate cleaning for one reason

i know it's just going to get dirty again. i clean the toilet and then i use the toilet. is that a pubic hair already? it's like i don't want to touch a thing but i know that's not a reasonable solution. much like everything else, i clean so i don't have to clean. i shave so i don't have to shave. i cut my hair so i don't have to cut my hair. so the bathroom is clean. but is it?